Hey, let me tell you– just don't trust everything, ok? You gotta be careful to go on websites like this!
This website is literally called
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or are you cool enough to know what this is already?!?! That would be best.
you know...
If you want to buy cool and fashionable merchandise for theoretically reasonable prices, look no further than:
MEDIUM-SIZED NEWS (11/21/2024):
Using the light-blue hyperlink above, you can click through to the web store which you might be looking for if you like the design of "flip phone blue hands" (seen at the top of the page) or "latex vampire" a.k.a. "big titty devil woman." You can get t-shirts, tank tops, hoodies, all that sort of thing. Tote bags– the tote bags are really strong and excellent. All kinds of merch. Mugs, stickers, wall hangings, you get the idea. If you buy an item and take a picture wearing or using the item and you want me to put it up on the website (right here on malwarevirus.net) I will definitely try to figure out how to do that, because fuck it, right? I don't care what is up here really. This whole website was designed just to get you to click onto the webstore. But if you took such a picture and wanted it to go up here on the website, all you would need to do is message me on the instagram account @malwarevirusdotnet .
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I own no money, please do not harm me.
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